to the bottom are the girls that are wolf ugly. These are women so ugly
you would chew your own arm off to get away rather than fuck them. Usually
fake teeth, or the loss of several hundred pounds can move a woman up
from wolf ugly.
thing to notice here is that a woman has not one ,but two ladders. This
is because in addition the normal ladder, a woman also has a friends
ladder. The friends ladder is where a woman puts guys that she considers
"just friends". More to the point where she puts guys who
don't get to have sex with her.
The problem arises because a woman never lets a guy know which ladder he is on. Obviously there is a huge difference, or gap between these two ladders. It is in this gap that kisses of death are delivered and intellectual whores are made. All a man can do is "go for it" and make a move on a girl; ask her out, try to kiss her, write her a love note or whatever. If he's on the good ladder fine. If he is on the friends ladder this is a case of ladder jumping. The man is trying to jump the gap from the friends ladder to the real ladder. The girl has two choices at this point: she can let him on the ladder and all is well, or, more likely, she can kick him in the head, and off the ladder. If you look you'll see that below the ladder is the Abyss(what was it Nietzsche said about a man being on a rope stretched over an Abyss?....well it's worse than he thought; there is no rope.) So the man falls into the Abyss. The Abyss isn't really as bad as it sounds. Mostly it's a period of self-loathing, embarrassment, and of course utter awkwardness with the girl in question if they are talking at all.
To fully illustrate the point I'll now examine some common scenarios and their ladder theory explanations. For purposes of these examples Tom will be our boy and Jane will be out girl.
Scenario 1: Tom meets Jane. She's pretty and seems interesting to talk to. Tom and Jane start haging out and talking more and more. Tom develops an attraction to Jane, and one day tries to kiss her. Jane tell Tom she doesn't think of him that way and she wants to remain friends. The next few weeks contact between the two falls off. Jane starts fucking an outlaw biker.
Tom met Jane. Tom was immediately placed on the friends ladder. Tom
didn't know this. Tom tried to jump ladders. Jane kicked Tom in the
head rather than let him on and sent him hurtling to the Abyss below.
The oulaw biker was not on her friends ladder (they never are) but rather
on her good ladder.
Jane misrepresented which ladder Tom was on. He thought he was on the
good ladder because of her acceptance of the date. Mistake. This led
to an unintentional ladder jump. He was kicked into the Abyss. In this
situation, Jane often wants to stay friends becasue you are so interesting
and funny or some shit like that. If this happens you are most likely
an Intellectual Whore. I'm sorry. This is most likely to be a ninja-bitch.
A girl says any of the following to you:
"You're like a brother to me"
see that a lot of problems can be avoided(though sadly not problem two)
by declaring as soon as possible to a girl that you will not be friends
under any circumstances. You can explain that she is too attractive
or you can be blunt and say you don't want to bend your "friends"
over a table and fuck them, but would rather play poker and go to the
races with them, thus disqualifying her from friendship. As long as
you are clear. This may scare a girl away. But if it does what would
you want with such a skittish little twit anyway?.
explore some of the consequences of the ladder and applications in every